Success of Marriage


THE SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE


Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.

They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.

Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".

Editor: " Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "


Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:

" We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.

Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses.

My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.

On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.

Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time".

She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again.

This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued.

When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!

I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?" ..

She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."

Husband: "That's it. We are happy ever after. "

Gender Test

The Gender Test!


Are you male or female?

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I SAID LOOK DOWN....

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Quotes

For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him, he must regard himself as greater than he is - Johann von Geothe

Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not - Andre Gide

Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows

There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart...PURSUE THOSE

Treat everyone with politeness even those who are rude to you, not because they are not nice, but because you are nice

The man who smiles when things go wrong, is bcoz he has thought of someone to blame it on

We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears - La Rochefoucald

The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't go on well in life until u let go of your past failures


Meaning of your name

See the meanings for the letters in Ur name
for eg: if ur name is infy

I - You are always smiling and making others smile
N - You like to work, but you always want a break
F - Everyone loves you
Y - You cause a lot of trouble



A - You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind
B - You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people
C - You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it
D - You have trouble trusting people
E - You are a very exciting person
F - Everyone loves you
G - You have excellent ways of viewing people
H - You are not judgmental
I - You are always smiling and making others smile
J - Jealously
K - You like to try new things
L - Love is something you deeply believe in
M - Success comes easily to you
N - You like to work, but you always want a break
O - You are very open-minded
P - You are very friendly and understanding
Q - You are a hypocrite
R - You are a so cute butterfly
S - You are very broad-minded
T - You have an attitude, a big one
U - You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards
V - You have a very good physique and looks
W - You like your privacy
X - You never let people tell you what to do
Y - You cause a lot of trouble
Z - You're always fighting with someone


What is this?

If someone breaks the silence of a dark lonely night



If someone sings new melodies in your ear every evening




Then its nothing other than





MOSQUITOES

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Coldest city on Earth - Yakutsk


At minus 5C, the cold is quite refreshing and a light hat and scarf are all that's required to keep warm. At minus 20C, the moisture in your nostrils freezes, and the cold air starts making it difficult not to cough. At minus 35C, the air will cold enough to numb exposed skin quickly, making frostbite a constant hazard. And at minus 45C, even wearing glasses gets tricky: the metal sticks to your cheeks and will tear off chunks of flesh when you decide to remove them.

I know this because I've just arrived in Yakutsk, a place where friendly locals warn you against wearing spectacles outdoors. Yakutsk is a remote city in Eastern Siberia (population 200,000) famous for two things: appearing in the classic board game Risk, and the fact that it can, convincingly, claim to be the coldest city on earth. In January, the most freezing month, average "highs" are around minus 40C.

Before and After Marriage

MAN : It was so hard to wait.


WOMAN : Do you want me to leave?


MAN : NO! Don't even think about it.


WOMAN : Do you love me?


MAN : Of course! Over and over!


WOMAN : Have you ever cheated on me?


MAN : NO! Why are you even asking?


WOMAN : Will you kiss me?


MAN : Every chance I get!


WOMAN : Will you hit me?


MAN : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!


WOMAN : Can I trust you?


MAN : Yes.


WOMAN : Darling!


But...

AFTER MARRIAGE

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Camera 'looks' through clothing

A camera that can "see" explosives, drugs and weapons hidden under clothing from 25 metres has been invented.

The ThruVision system could be deployed at airports, railway stations or other public spaces.

It is based on so-called "terahertz", or T-ray, technology, normally used by astronomers to study dying stars.

Although it is able to see through clothes it does not reveal "body detail" or subject people to "harmful radiation", according to the designers. READ MORE

Interesting Facts

1. Saturday mail delivery in Canada was eliminated by Canada Post on
February 1, 1969!


2. In Tokyo , a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of
less than 50 minutes!


3. There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers
cookie zoo!


4. Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William
never travel on the same airplane as a precaution!


5. Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood
cells per second!


6. The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a
standard playing card!


7. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!


8. There is one slot machine in Las Vegas for every eight
inhabitants!


9. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in
Renaissance Florence to shave them off!


10. Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500!


11. The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!


12. Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with
which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating!


13. Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a
restaurant is considered an insult!


14. One car out of every 230 made was stolen last year!


15. The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye,
Pupeye, and Poopeye!


16. Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of tea were used as
money in Siberia !


17. The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men with their
hands on each other's shoulders!


18. When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per
hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of
a second!


19. A Boeing 747 airliner holds 57,285 gallons of fuel!


20. A car uses 1.6 ounces of gas idling for one minute. Half an ounce
is used to start the average automobile!


21. The Philadelphia mint produces 26 million pennies per day!


22. A lightning bolt generates temperatures five times hotter than
those found at the sun's surface!


23. A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood!


24. It is estimated that 4 million "junk" telephone calls, phone
solicitations by persons or programmed machine are made every day in
the United States !


25. It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it
never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!


26. Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill!


27. Almost half the newspapers in the world are published in the
United States and Canada !


28. The two-foot long bird called a Kea that lives in New Zealand
likes to eat the strips of rubber around car windows!


29. Most lipstick contains fish scales!


30. Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands when
typing!


31. One ragweed plant can release as many as one billion grains of
pollen!


32. It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're
sitting on a curb in St. Louis !


33. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum!


34. No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in
half!


35. A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in
the air is a skein!


36. Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using
products made for right handed people!


37. There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State
Building !


38. If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to
reach one trillion!


39. Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!


40. A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!


41. The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth!


42. Clinophobia is the fear of beds!


43. A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second!


44. Porcupines float in water!


45. Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye"!


46. The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses
every letter of the alphabet!


47. The average life span of a major league baseball is 5-7 pitches!


48. The Mint once considered producing doughnut-shaped coins!


49. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a
letter is "uncopyrightable" !


50. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds! During
your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the
weight of about 6 elephants!


51. Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any
food!


52. Dolphins sleep with one eye open!


53. The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old!


54. In space, astronauts cannot cry properly, because there is no
gravity, so the tears can't flow down their faces!


55. There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones!


56. About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they
were 30!


57. More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones!


58. A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.!


59. Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you
breathe !


60. In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons!


61. Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3
hours!


62. Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet!


63. Owls are one of the only birds who can see the color blue!


64. The average American/Canadian drinks about 600 sodas a year!


65. It was once against the law to slam your car door in a city in
Switzerland !


66. There wasn't a single pony in the Pony Express, just horses!


67. Honeybees have a type of hair on their eyes!


68. There are over 58 million dogs in the U.S!


69. Dogs and cats consume over $11 billion worth of pet food a year!


70. Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!


71. Humans blink over 10,000,000 times a year!


72. In the year 2000, Pope John Paul II was named an "Honorary
Harlem Globetrotter. "!


73. Every second, Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of
chocolate!


74. A fetus develops fingerprints at eighteen weeks!


75. The fear of vegetables is called Lachanophobia!


76. There are approximately fifty Bibles sold each minute across the
world!


77. Every year, kids in North America spend close to half a billion
dollars on chewing gum!An earthquake on Dec. 16, 1811 caused parts
of the Mississippi River to flow backwards!


78. A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day!


79. Honolulu is the only place in the United States that has a royal palace!


80. One gallon of used motor oil can ruin approximately one million
gallons of fresh water!


81. More money is spent on gardening than on any other hobby!


82. In 32 years. there are about 1 billion seconds!


83. Rice paper does not have any rice in it!


84. Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day!


85. In England , in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word!


86. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!


87. The blesbok, a South African antelope, is almost the same color
as grapejuice!


88. The average person laughs 13 times a day!


89. Dogs can hear sounds that you cant!


90. Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than
women!


91. It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are
accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they
hid them!


92. Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, "Gadsby", which contains
over 50,000 words -- none of them with the letter E!


93. Of all the words in the English language, the word set has the
most definitions!


94. A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans!


95. Every 45 seconds, a house catches on fire in the United States !


96. The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth!


97. The most used letter in the English alphabet is 'E', and 'Q'
is the least used!


98. There are more than 50,000 earthquakes throughout the world
every year!


99. The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'!


100. Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right or left
handed... or is that paws?!


101. The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven!


102. Nose prints are used to identify dogs, just like humans use fingerprints!


103. Bulls are colorblind, therefore will usually charge at a matador's
waving cape no matter what color it is -- be it red or neon yellow!


104. Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake
in the mornings!


105. Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can
help you lose weight!


106. A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the
sweat evaporates before a person realizes it's there, though!


107. The average ice berg weighs 20,000,000 tons!


108. The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200
people!

109. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why?

110. The first product to have a barcode was Wrigley's Gum.

Stone age anti-virus guard!

E-mail is ruining my life!

Two million e-mails are sent every minute in the UK. That is almost three billion each day. But what is the real cost of this information overload? We can spend up to half our working day going through our inbox, leaving us tired, frustrated and unproductive.
A recent study found one-third of office workers suffer from e-mail stress. READ MORE

Man takes car on 2,000 mile test drive

An Australian who took a new car on a 3,200 km (1,988 mile) six-day test drive from the city to the outback has been arrested, police said on Thursday.The 30-year-old convinced a car dealer in the southeastern city of Melbourne to lend him a A$40,000 ($37,000) Honda Accord sedan last Friday and drove the equivalent of London to Istanbul before he was arrested near the town of Tennant Creek, deep in the outback of the Northern Territory. READ MORE

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Memory trick breaks PC encryption

Encrypted information held on a laptop is more vulnerable than previously thought, US research has shown.Scientists have shown that it is possible to recover the key that unscrambles data from a PC's memory.It was previously thought that data held in so-called "volatile memory" was only retained for a few seconds after the machine was switched off. READ MORE
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Breakfast 'keeps teenagers lean'

Body-conscious teenagers may believe cutting out breakfast will help them lose weight, but the opposite appears to be the case, US research suggests. In a five year study of more than 2,000 youngsters, those who skipped breakfast weighed on average 5lbs (2.3kg) more than those who ate first thing. READ MORE
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