Why students fail in Exam

Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.

7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!

Balance = 0

" Then how can a student pass ??"

When maths teacher writes love letter

My Dear SweetHeart,


Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.

There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.

The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.

I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set.

The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.

My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.

With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Hidden meanings

We will do it means "You will do it"


You have done a great job means "More work to be given to you"


We are working on it means "We have not yet started working on the same"


Tomorrow first thing in the morning means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"


After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"


There was a slight miscommunication means "We had actually lied"


Lets call a meeting and discuss means "I have no time now, will talk later"


We can always do it means "We actually cannot do the same on time"


We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."


We had slight differences of opinion means "We had actually fought"


Makea list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"


You should have told me earlier means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"


We need to find out the real reason means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"


Well family is important; your leave is always granted. Just make sure that the work is not affected means, "Well you know..."


We are a team means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"


That's actually a good question means "I do not know anything about it"


All the Best" means "You are in trouble"

Funny Out of Office replies

I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.


You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.


I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return From holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order It was received .


The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver This message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.


I've run away to join a different circus.

Did you know

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right hand.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.

The words "racecar" and "level" are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

"TYPEWRITER" is the longest word that can be typed using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

How true are these ?

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.



Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.



Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.



Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.



Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.



Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.



LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.



LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!



LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.



THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.



LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Turbo powered lorry