Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...??
You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour...??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married.
Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying...
& the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Funny replies
A man went to an auction. He bid on a parrot.
He really wanted this bird, so he kept on bidding,
But kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher.
Finally, he won the bid. As he was paying, he said to the auctioneer,
"I surely hope such a costly parrot can talk.
"Don't worry", said the auctioneer,
"He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"
Buyer to seller: Is your dog faithful?
Seller: Yes, I have sold him 3 times earlier also.
He is so faithful, everytime he returned back to me.
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too..... and be sure the cup is clean!"
Waiter instructs the cook: "Two teas, with one asked for a clean cup."
He really wanted this bird, so he kept on bidding,
But kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher.
Finally, he won the bid. As he was paying, he said to the auctioneer,
"I surely hope such a costly parrot can talk.
"Don't worry", said the auctioneer,
"He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"
Buyer to seller: Is your dog faithful?
Seller: Yes, I have sold him 3 times earlier also.
He is so faithful, everytime he returned back to me.
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too..... and be sure the cup is clean!"
Waiter instructs the cook: "Two teas, with one asked for a clean cup."
Funny replies
I'm not going back to school ever again
Why are you not going to?
The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!
Mother: How was your first day at school?
Son: It was all right except for one thing, some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
A software engineer was smoking in public.
A lady standing nearby said to him "can't you see the Warning, Smoking is injurious to health..!".
He replied "We are bothered only about Errors, not Warnings !!"
Why are you not going to?
The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!
Mother: How was your first day at school?
Son: It was all right except for one thing, some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
A software engineer was smoking in public.
A lady standing nearby said to him "can't you see the Warning, Smoking is injurious to health..!".
He replied "We are bothered only about Errors, not Warnings !!"
Quality and Warrant
A Quality Engineer married an average girl…
After 2 years of tough life with her, finally the Engineer
got angry and sent a note to father-in-law stating that
"YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS".
The smart father-in-law replies,
"WARRANTY EXPIRED. MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE"
After 2 years of tough life with her, finally the Engineer
got angry and sent a note to father-in-law stating that
"YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS".
The smart father-in-law replies,
"WARRANTY EXPIRED. MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE"
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