Stress Test

I'm not sure exactly how this works, but it is amazingly accurate.

Read the full description before looking at the picture.



The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it.

It was used in a case study on stress levels .

Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water.

The dolphins are identical.

A closely monitored, scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins.

The more differences a person finds between the dolphins

. . . . . The more stress that person is experiencing.

Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may want to take a vacation.

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Dubai at Night

Joke

Five friends lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.


One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police.

MAD: Is it police station ???

Police: Yes, what is the matter ???

MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.

Police: Are you mad?

MAD: Yes, I"m MAD.

Police: Don`t you have BRAIN.

MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom...

Police: you FOOL...

MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke..

Exam Special

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2) It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write our exam once (excluding supplementary) . Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.

Say NO to EXAMS

3) Student's declaration at the end of answer paper. It Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!

"I hereby declare that answers written above are true to the best of mine & my friend's knowledge. I claim no responsibility whatsoever for any mistakes. Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject matter is purely coincidental."

Self Appraisal

A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits (phone numbers).

The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:

Boy: 'Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
Woman: (at the other end of the phone line): 'I already have someone to cut my lawn.'

Boy: 'Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now.'
Woman: I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.

Boy: (with more perseverance): 'Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of Palm beach , Florida .'
Woman: No, thank you.

With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.
The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.

Store Owner: 'Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job.'
Boy: 'No thanks,

Store Owner: But you were really pleading for one.
Boy: No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to!'

"This is what we call 'Self Appraisal"

Health Tips

Reduce volume of tea intake;

Do not eat bread which has JUST been toasted;

Stay a distance from your charger;

Drink more water in the morning, less at night;

Do not drink coffee twice a day;

Reduce your volume of oily food;

Best sleeping time is from 10 at night to 6 at the morning;

Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm;

Do not take alcohol more than a cup daily;

Do not take capsules with cold water;

Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping;

Have 8 hours sleep. Lack of it will make a person stupid;

People who get used to napping will not get old easily;

If you can't get on early morning runs, 5-8 in the afternoon is a great time for jogging;

When battery left last grid, do not answer the phone. The radiation is 1000 times;

Answer the phone with your left ear. It'll spoil your brain directly if you use your right ear;

Do not use earphone for a long time. Rest your ear a while after 1 hour.