Joke

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night,

he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies,

he rushed over to him and asks for his autograph.




Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,

"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."




The astonished Chinese man replied,

"It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour,

it was the Japanese".




"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same, replied Spielberg".




In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,

"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."




The Chinese replies,

"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."


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A man is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up and
whacks him real hard on the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" he asks.

That was for the piece of paper in your trousers pocket with the name
of Mary Ellen written on it" she replies.

Don't be silly, he says, "Two weeks ago when I went to the races,
Mary Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on."

She seems satisfied at this and apologizes.

Three days later, he was sitting in his chair reading when she
nails him with an even bigger frying pan, instantly knocking him out
cold.

When he comes around he asks: "What was that for?"

"Your horse phoned!"