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I'm not going back to school ever again

Why are you not going to?

The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!



Mother: How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for one thing, some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!




A software engineer was smoking in public.

A lady standing nearby said to him "can't you see the Warning, Smoking is injurious to health..!".

He replied "We are bothered only about Errors, not Warnings !!"

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